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Filters and YOU [May. 23rd, 2019|12:18 pm]
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I don't really have any posting filters, so far. Anything either private, or related to sex, I tend to post friends-only, or not at all.

However, I think it's time I created a Diary filter for myself, to serve as a simple book of days, a record of what I did, where went, and what I thought, each day. More and more, my memory keeps drawing blanks for what happened to me even as little as a week ago, even the really fun stuff that I want to retain! So I need a place to record my days (and from which to summarize monthly scrapbook entries). And I don't want to just post it on my regular journal -- most of the daily things are of interest only to me.

The filter is opt-in. I don't expect it to be interesting for anybody except my family and a few friends, but if you're curious, it's there for your stalkery pleasure.


Edit: Poll is closed (since I don't want to keep refreshing it to find new people).
To be added to the filter, leave a comment and you'll be added.
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 17 [Jul. 10th, 2009|10:43 am]
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Chapter 17. Tanya Finds the Healer-Pharmacist, and With Him The Second Vial Marked  )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 16 [Jul. 9th, 2009|12:00 pm]
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Chapter 16. Petya, The Healer-Pharmacist And The Old Horse Head Down To Muhin, Followed (Strangely Enough) By The Blue Spheres Pharmacy )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 15 [Jul. 8th, 2009|08:41 am]
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Chapter 15. Tanya Looks For The Healer-Pharmacist, And The Recently-Shy Rabbit Directs Her To The Learned Gardener )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 14 [Jul. 7th, 2009|06:21 pm]
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Chapter 14. The Liar Goose )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 13 [Jul. 3rd, 2009|02:25 pm]
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Chapter 13. The Healer-Pharmacist Says Goodbye To His Pharmacy, And The Good Old Horse Puts On Glasses )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 12 [Jul. 2nd, 2009|01:17 pm]
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Chapter 12. The Water Of Life Turns Into A Lilac Bush, And Tanya Meets The Magpie From Lihobor )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 11 [Jul. 1st, 2009|12:07 pm]
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Chapter 11. The Healer-Pharmacist Talks To His Boss On The Phone, And The Old Horse Delicately Knocks On The Door Of The Blue Spheres Pharmacy )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 10 [Jun. 23rd, 2009|09:58 am]
Chapter 10. The Great Envier Cannot Find His Belt, Despite Being Sure That He Left It On His Bedboard )

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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 9 [Jun. 22nd, 2009|11:09 am]
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Chapter 9. The Great Envier Dreams Good Dreams For The First Time In His Life )

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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 8 [Jun. 19th, 2009|07:39 am]
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Chapter 8. Tanya and Petya Look For The Belt And Fail )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 7 [Jun. 18th, 2009|07:50 am]
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Chapter 7. The Great Envier Tells About Himself )
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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 6 [Jun. 17th, 2009|08:58 am]
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by V.A. Kaverin, translated by me.

Chapter 6. The Lover Of Extraordinary Stories Tells Lora A Fairy Tale About Little Red Riding Hood, Which She Memorizes Word For Word )

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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 5 [Jun. 16th, 2009|12:27 pm]
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Chapter 5. Tanya Returns To The Blue Spheres Pharmacy )

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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 4 [Jun. 15th, 2009|12:40 pm]
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(By V.A.Kaverin, translated by me)

Chapter 4. The Great Envier )

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[Fairy Tales] Second Kaverin tale: Many Good People and One Envier, Chapter 3 [Jun. 14th, 2009|10:44 am]
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Chapter 3. Petya Takes The Anti-Fear Pills And Becomes Brave )

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[Fairy Tales] Many Good People And One Envier, Chapter 2 [Jun. 13th, 2009|09:53 am]
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(by V.A. Kaverin, translated by me)

Chapter 2. Tanya Meets Darling Clumsy Lora, And Receives A Box With A Bird Drawn On It )

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[Fairy Tales] Second Kaverin tale: Many Good People and One Envier [Jun. 12th, 2009|10:05 am]
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[Current Location |Peaks Island, ME]

It's been a while since I posted my first translation of V.A. Kaverin's fairy tales, Of Mitya and Masha, of the Happy Chimneysweep, and of the Master Golden-Hands. Kaverin's "Skazki Goroda Nemuhina" (Tales of Nemuhin) was one of my favorite books when I was growing up; I discovered that there is no English translation available at the moment, and set about translating them.

I realized that I have a second one translated and waiting to be posted, so, here it is. Just as before, I will post a chapter each day.

Kaverin's tales are remarkable in the way they mix the modern world and the fairytale, seamlessly. The first tale was one of strange geographies, of a girl being whisked away to a facist kingdom ruled by Koschei, and of her brother going to rescue her. This next one, about the Great Envier, takes place in the home city, and deals with a brave girl and her friends who is trying to save a sick father.

Also, thank you SO MUCH to everyone who has helped us out. I am still speechless from all the love and support.


Many Good People and One Envier
(by V.A. Kaverin, translated by me)

Chapter 1. Tanya Goes To The Blue Spheres Pharmacy )

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Happy Birthday! [May. 6th, 2009|04:55 am]
Happy Birthday [info]yuki_onna, my love!

W E L C O M E
T O T H E N E
X T L E V E L


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Palimpsest Launch! [Feb. 24th, 2009|12:28 pm]
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So! The book, Palimpsest, that I was raving about?

It comes out today! As you've probably gathered in that post, I think it's a stunningly, ridiculously, achingly good book. It is one of my all-time favorite novels (the other one being probably Little, Big by John Crowley).

Grab it! Check out the Palimpsest art & merchandise page@! Come to a Palimpsest show! Listen to the Quartered album inspired by the book -- Cat is joining forces once again with the brilliant [info]s00j, for a combined music-and-book tour!
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Map (in progress) - People By Circles [Feb. 23rd, 2009|12:52 pm]
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(This is a shoutout to [info]corivax, who asked for more maps of social concepts).

Map - People by Circles

* This is a map of how I think of people, off the top of my head. (I do think of them individually, as ends in and of themselves, of course, but this is just about rough classifications).

* The sizes of circles (especially inner ones) does not necessarily correspond to the number of people in them.

* Vectors (not shown yet). Arrow inward -- the gravity of love. There is a gentle steady pull inward, for more intimacy, for knowledge, for more involvement, just getting to know people better. This doesn't mean that each person is headed for the inner circles; everybody finds a rest state at an appropriate corresponding circle.
Arrows outward -- there are two. One is a general force of resistance, laziness, asociality -- it takes energy (extravert points) to maintain relationships at each subsequent inwards-bound circle. The other is a outward chaotic drift -- people's live change, we drift in and out of each other's lives.

* It started off looking like a map of Celestial Spheres, elegant orbital mechanics. But really, it's more like amoeboid cell structure -- people drift in from the outside, through the various cell walls, circles and organelles form inside, drift around, sometimes head outwards beyond the cell boundary and are gone. I tried to be careful with the Venn-ing of the circles, but later on (especially with the inner circles/shapes) I realized that each circle intersects too many other circles. This is why Venn tunnels (looking like o-----o) were added, to denote intersections between circles that would be difficult to make touch. And even then, I didn't put all the relevant Venn tunnels, since that would make the map too messy.

* The circles are numbered and labeled. The three labels at the top (13, 20, 21) just correspond to those inner numbered circles for which there wasn't enough room to label them in place.

* Circle (4) (People I love) -- this is not necessarily in the romantic sense.

* Gap A can be thought of as "percentage of people you know that you count as friends". The gap depends on the usual factors -- time and effort and want, and the depth of friendship. You can generally maintain shallower friendships with more people, or deeper friendships with fewer. Some people are extremely talented at maintaining good relationships with many people (I am not one of those people, that's not my specialty). Circle (1) (People I know) expands year by year, circle (5) (Friends (although also people with email -- I don't really have any friends who don't have email)) expands and contracts as effort and vagaries of life permit.

* Gab B -- I wish this would narrow and disappear. I want all my friends to have blogs. It is incredibly useful, allows for closer relationships and easier upkeeps.

* Gap C -- I also want this gap to narrow. I'd love to meet everybody with whom I feel friends-level-close, who I know only from blogs.

* For homework -- draw your own relevant circles. Think about how you classify people in your life (if you do).

* For extra credit and extra obsession, count the number of people in each circle, in your life. (I bet I could put exact numbers on each. I keep a lot of lists). Plot the changes in those numbers over time. Plot the changing shapes of the circles.
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Happy Birthday! [Feb. 23rd, 2009|08:40 am]
Happy birthday [info]transfiguration! Welcome to 30!
To say that you have leveled up WAY much would be an understatement!
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Happy Valentine's Day! [Feb. 14th, 2009|01:43 am]
My darling Cat!

This beast is so deeply, quietly, deliriously happy to be living with you and to be marrying you. You are beautiful and dear and hot and cute and all the spectrum in between. Also, you inspire me, every day, and I respect you.
I love you very much.

Happy Valentine's Day! (Hey, you and I both know that this is one fierce Saint's Day, and that Chaucer knew what he was talking about. We defend it unto death.)
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Diverse Tuesdayry [Feb. 3rd, 2009|10:03 am]
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Who can resist 'if operating systems were like airplanes'-type comparison lists? [info]yuki_onna and I certainly can't. Therefore:
Programming Languages Are To Literary Schools As...

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We went to an Introvert Party at [info]kythryne's house this weekend. Those are a profoundly good idea. An introvert party is where people get together, bring some craft or project to work on, and just hang out and knit or spin wool or draw or paint or write or program, and there's no pressure to be shiny and social. So the activity part is taken care of, and you'd be surprised at what a cool conversation starts up around it, ebbs and flows. Also, [info]kythryne was spinning wool yarn on an actual dark wood spinning wheel, and it was incredibly soothing and hypnotizing. And there was a fire.
I enjoyed it greatly (and it was good seeing a bunch of out-of-town peoples, like [info]weds, [info]emilytheslayer and [info]yakavenger & [info]blazepoet, and meeting various others).

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I came down with a cold yesterday. Cat followed suit last night, but not before managing to completely astound me.

Earlier that morning, Cat: "Ack, I'm way behind! I still have the Omikuji story to write, and I don't even have an idea, and my daily novel wordcount to catch up on, and more Palimpsesty stuff to finish!"

I'm thinking, gah, poor thing, how are you going to come up with a story and write it, while overwhelmed with how much you have to do, and all before the coffee shop closes in the early afternoon?

Cat: *goes off to coffee shop* *comes back with an ASTOUNDINGLY good Omikuji story, one of my favorites, just out of nowhere, plus a bunch of other writing*

Me: What the..! How in the world can you DO that, on a random busy Monday? Where did you come up with that idea? It's beautiful!

This happens all the time around here. She is frighteningly good.

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I am:
* Sending out more resumes.

* Working on various coding projects.

* Considering dipping my toe into bid-for-project sites like RentACoder and eLance and such. Does anybody have experience or wisdoms with those?

* Quietly scheming to organize some sort of Project Weekend, like a low key micro-BarCamp, like Build Something Cool in 24 hours, where a group of people would get together for a weekend (here on Peaks Island, or in NYC, or in Boston, depending on logistics) in a startup incubator kind of atmosphere, with the express purpose of having deliverables (or a whole lot of fun and learning) on the other side of it.
But how many programmers do I know on the East Coast? Not many. I can think of like 4. Would non-programmers be interested in, or helped by, the concept? Must ponder.
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65 year anniversary of the lifting of the Siege of Leningrad [Jan. 27th, 2009|04:32 pm]
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This photoessay (pointed out to me by [info]yakavenger), a memorial of the Siege of Leningrad, is amazing. It is uncaptioned - scroll down and take a look.

The way they superimposed fragments of Blockade-era photographs onto current streets is remarkable, and reminds me of locational art in William Gibson's Spook Country.
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Map - Dire Events and Effects on Me [Jan. 25th, 2009|10:05 pm]
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Being proactive rules. It's kind of the mark of being human, of being sentient. But.. you know. It's fucking hard. It's a quest, a destination, at least for me.

So to say that a lot of my life is not a reaction to events would be... wildly inaccurate. I react to external events.

And (though this is not quite the post to explain it) I want to have a general parity, an equal correspondence of direness of events to drasticness of changes. Whereas mostly, dire and profound events happen, with not enough dire consequences. Or, no, more importantly, not enough dire changes within me.

So here's a snapshot of the inside of my mind -- possible events, and most likely consequences.

Map 4 - Dire Events and Causes

General instructions for sentients:
1) Compose your own charts, column A: Events, column B: Changes.
2) Exercise your change muscles. Get to the point where you can reach way high up on column B with no external excuses from column A.
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[Diary] A Monday [Jan. 12th, 2009|12:45 pm]
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The first Monday after being laid off from my full-time job feels.. like a busy Sunday.

The heating oil ran out yesterday. This is highly displeasing -- we just put in $200's worth, a quarter of a tank, the day before we left for Cleveland. Two weeks later (with us away for the holidays), the oil is completely gone.
The main culprit is the fact that our landlord (who is well-meaning but not exactly on top of things) was installing a pellet stove in our fireplace. He was unsuccessful in his installation (so now we have to hunt down contractors or dealers who will service it), and it left a gap the width of my arm to the open chimney, through which warm air whooshes out. Plus the thermostat is old, and I suspect runs the heater longer than necessary. Plus the windows are un-insulated. We'll solve all of these problems and soon, but for now it's very aggravating.

So I scrambled to get new oil delivered, the pan drained and the heater restarted. Before that, I had some serious overdue work that I owed to [info]tithenai, making the layout for the Winter issue of her zine -- check it out, btw, Goblin Fruit Winter 09 issue. And of course the house needs to be cleaned in preparation for guest (Cat is out doing the shopping and picking him up at the airport).

[info]passionandsoul is coming to visit, staying with us before Arisia. (When Cat wrote her post about arete, I cast about in my mind for other people who I know that are like that. Lee is the first one that came to mind. (The other one would be Avi Bryant, creator of DabbleDB and the insanely good Seaside framework)). I miss him, and am looking forward to it.

There's a long list of leads, suggestions and resume links from all of you amazing helpful people that commented on both Cat's and my "Ack I'm laid off!" posts. Thank you, everybody! I have much resume-updating and emailing to do later today.

There's so much I want to say, about being at sea, career-wise, at this moment. I have plans, ideas, many projects to work on. I have a hopeful and humble attitude. I need and want.. for this to transform me, a sea-change, for this event to help spring me to the next level, work-wise. We'll see how I fare.
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Heading Back to Maine [Jan. 9th, 2009|05:19 pm]
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We've left the demesne of our wonderful hosts, and are heading out back east to Maine.
We'll be driving tonight and tomorrow.
And of course, there's another snowstorm.
I suspect [info]blazepoet is somehow involved.

Talk to you soon!
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Looking for contracting work [Jan. 9th, 2009|09:30 am]
If you happen to be looking for programmers in:
Java
Python
PHP
Smalltalk
Ruby

for remote telecommuting contract work, or know someone who is -- let me know.

My previous contracting gig has just had its funding drastically reduced as of this morning, so I'm on the lookout for more coding work.
I'm smart, creative, have 8 years of desktop development and web development experience. I specialize in financial software, social software and portals, and web-enabling existing desktop applications.
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Map 3 - Books (Choose Carefully) [Jan. 8th, 2009|10:42 am]
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Map 3 - Books
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2008 From Memory [Jan. 7th, 2009|12:47 pm]
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As part of a 2008 retrospective -- here is what I remember from the year, unaided by looking at blog or calendar.

2008 From Memory
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Map 2 - Timelines [Jan. 7th, 2009|11:01 am]
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[Current Location |Rocky River, OH]

Map 02 - Timelines

Notes and Map Key.

Branches - Branches in the timelines are navigated in the usual fashion, with elbow grease. Making choices, working, doing stuff, slacking off. If you find a way to directly jump timelines, without those, PLEASE let me know.

Gap A - The width of this gap depends on your insight and imagination. It generally requires godlike intelligence. (This is where future AIs come in. Eliezer Yudkowsky says he's working on this part, but can you trust him?).

Emergences and Events - these are rogue, and can send you anywhere on the map, chutes & ladders-like.

Winds - Sometimes, people in your life are winds.

Finally:

Heed the advice! Move to the left!

(Credits: Map by justbeast, alterations & dragons by [info]yuki_onna)
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Palimpsest [Jan. 6th, 2009|10:04 am]
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[Current Location |Cleveland, OH]

"D, I have a short story to write, and I can't think of what to write it about," Cat said.

"You should write it about.. beef.... .. stew. No! Uh.. um.. you should write it about.. a city that lives on people's skins." Sometimes she asks me for ideas, and sometimes my babble helps me spark them. More frequently, carrots and potatoes and beef in a slow cooker are involved.

But she wrote it. Palimpsest: the short story. (Go read it. It will give you a small glimpse of what the book is about). I was stunned. Flabbergasted. It hit a nerve, a cord of nerves, it touched on something about my life, about our lives.

Some time later, she was searching for novel ideas, and thought, hey, I have this bigger story of Palimpsest waiting to get out, why don't I go with that. To say that I was thrilled would be a pale understatement.

(Incidentally, what is your favorite short story-to-novel adapation? Mine would be.. well, Palimpsest, hands down. (It's currently one of my two favorite books of all time.) But before that? I would have to say Nightfall, by Asimov. Which... it wasn't /that/ great, but I'm having trouble thinking of any others. What's yours?)

Many months passed, Cat wrote like a thing possessed (a usual state for her). Palimpsest: the novel was ready. I... argh, where do I even begin. I am besotted with this book. The reading of it has made me cry in several places, and reader, let me tell you, this is NOT a usual occurrence for me (although it seems to be more frequent for Cat's books).

Why? I think the answer is very intimate and individual to each person who reads it. The book is.. full of sex, yes. It's full of longing and want, so strong it moves mountains and rends lives. It's full of a thing that I have been doing all my life, a search for place and for connection and something magic and intoxicating, the chase of a place and state only glimpsed of in dreams. Except, it's not just mere dream chasing -- the magnitude of the want, of the sacrifices, of the madness, of the plain hard work makes it... makes it real, sanctifies it, transmutes it in an act of tearful, bloody alchemy. I am not alone in this; I have seen the result of this book in the eyes of the people who have read it.

Let me put it another way. I had never wanted to get a tattoo. It was always one of those things that I said "no thank you, not for me, not my style, not this lifetime". But I read this book, and I said, I want a mark of this book upon my skin. And so I did. I wear it on my person right now; you've probably seen it already, and if not, ask me in person when you see me, I'll show it to you.

I can rave about this book for a lifetime. I probably will. It comes out on Feb 24th. For a ridiculously cheap price of under $12, I don't even know how they do that. Preorder it. Read it. If it speaks to you, if it touches something in you, I want to know what it is. I want to find some way to cut through the usual awkward distance and social situations, and hear how it made you feel.

Watch the trailer (full-size it). Cat made it herself; she put an insane amount of work into it. Also, there's more to it. It's not quite an ARG, more like a.. distributed interactive story. (I helped out with that, so have many many people).
(Is not S.J. Tucker's music fucking amazing? There is MORE to it, more of where that came from, even more beautiful and scary.)
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Hobo Gloves [Dec. 27th, 2008|10:07 pm]
My hands are always cold in the winter. I don't think it's a circulation thing, just a string of coincidences as far as workplaces. Every office I've ever worked in -- too cold. Cafes? Too cold (the door keeps opening and closing, people coming in from the outside). The house? Also cold!

I kept thinking over the years -- I need fingerless gloves, for that proper victorian Bob Cratchit action. Hobo gloves. But none of the ones I've seen in stores were quite right, not batter's gloves, not sailing gloves, not weightlifting. They were all either too stiff, or too thick, or otherwise not right. But then I read somewhere on the net that somebody made their own, out of military glove liners. Perfect. I ordered some a couple years ago, and they've been helping out a lot.

Except they get lost like socks. And now I'm down to one glove. Time to reorder. In case you're curious, I just grab the first ones I found on the net, GI Polypropylene Glove Liners Military Gloves at the ArmyNavy Shop (I've found them to be fairly fast and reasonably priced), cut off the tips of fingers, and singe the edges a little bit with a lighter. They're fairly warm, and thin and comfortable. (They also sell wool glove liners, but those don't look as flexible, so I haven't tried them yet).

(Gotta finish up packing; we're heading to Cleveland tomorrow for New Year's.)
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Be-snowed [Dec. 22nd, 2008|10:47 am]
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Having spent a week in New York hiding out from the ice storm and power outtages (once again, HUGE thanks to [info]regyt and [info]novalis for taking us in!), it was time to head home.
After two days on the road (snow storm got us on the way out of NYC, so that it took 5 hours to drive 45 miles), we got back to the island just in time for [info]chang3002's excellent birthday party Saturday night.

All through Sunday, the snow fell and the wind howled, turning to thunder snow during the night. I cannot tell you how grateful I am to have electricity and heat at the house, to be able to watch the snowstorm outside while cuddled up comfortably.

Snow Storm
The camera flash on the falling snow makes it look like midsummer night's fairy motes.

Snow Storm
This is main street, looking towards the water and the ferry, at about 2:00 pm in the afternoon as I walked to the store. (Store was closed for a christmas party, sigh. Uphill, through the snow, and no antelope to bring home).

Snow Storm - Morning After
The morning after. The dogs approve, once again. I'm grinning just thinking about having to dig out the mountain of snow that the plows have piled at our front gate.

Xmas tree!
Oh, we finally got a chance to put up the Xmas tree last night! Mooohoohaahaa, I love it.
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Cat Down From Tree [Dec. 19th, 2008|07:43 pm]
The story with the orange cat stuck in the tree does have a good ending!

Which, honestly, I was kind of prepared to mourn for the little guy (edit: actually, it turns out it's a she), as the days wore on, and she couldn't get down, and as neither the Fire Department nor the APL nor any of the local animal services could do anything, or offer any more helpful suggestion than 'try to lure it down with food'. And I understand that it's in an inconvenient location (in a back yard, with power lines in the way, and wet), and I know this is not Pleasantville... But still, it was kind of rough to stand by and not be able to do anything.

I'm fairly sure today was the 5th day she was up there (well, 5th since my Dad first heard her meowing up there). Freezing rain fell this morning, and the tree she was in was encased in ice, and Dad wasn't sure if she was still alive. But then he saw her walking about on the top branch, and actually saw her slip and fall, catch the next branch down with her front claws, pulling herself up and huddling there.

Fortunately, two things happened. [info]rgrecar and [info]transfiguration called the local news channel (I think it was Fox 19), and told them about the situation. Also, after many calls, they finally managed to find somebody who could do something:

Alan Kraus at Independent Tree cat rescue and tree cutting service. Dan was incredibly helpful, and agreed to come get the cat down. (The cat, of course, seeing the commotion below, got scared and climbed to the very topmost branch of the tree). Some pictures, courtesy of my dad:

Cat Rescue
(tech involved: a climbing rope with a lead weight on one end, a big slingshot to propel the rope up to a high branch, and climbing shoes with spikes)

Cat Rescue

Cat Rescue

Cat Rescue
(whole tree, for perspective)

Cat Rescue
(the cat is busy climbing as far out of reach as she possibly can -- see the ball of orange fur on the tallest y-shaped branch on the right)

Cat Rescue
(if you view the large picture, you can see the tips of the branches encased in ice. Also, the guy had to reach /way/ far (Dad doesn't have a shot, water was dripping on his lens at that moment) to grab it.).

Cat Bagged and on the Way Down
(kitty is bagged and safely on the way down)

Huge thanks to everybody for their ideas, and especially to [info]transfiguration and [info]rgrecar for calling the local news and tracking down a rescue service.

Moral of the story:

1) If you're a cat, do NOT climb tall trees that you get stuck on and can't get down! Whatzamatter with you??

2) If you're a human in the Cleveland / Cuyahoga County area, and have a cat stuck in the tree, call the Independent Tree guys (they also do tree cutting services, deal with overhanging branches, etc).

Oh, also! The kitty got hugely lucky, after being brough down from the tree. When I first saw a picture of her, I assumed she was the big orange tomcat that roams the woods behind our yard. But actually, this turns out to be still a kitten, probably a daughter of said tom. In any case, the Independent Tree service guys decided to adopt her, after the rescue -- she is now in their Burton shop, thawing and being fed.
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Cat Stuck Up In Tree [Dec. 18th, 2008|11:01 am]
There's a cat stuck up in a tree, back at our old house in Orange, OH.

Cat Up In Tree

See the leftmost tree? Wayy up high, on the highest branch:

Cat Up In Tree

It's even higher up than it looks on the photo -- about 5th or 6th floor of a building. That guy has been stuck there for 4 or 5 days or so, now. The fire department is all "look, this is not the movies. We're not coming down to get a cat from a tree."

Not quite sure what to do. There isn't really a ladder tall enough; I can't think of what can be done to help him.
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Superior Flowchart [Dec. 18th, 2008|09:15 am]
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[info]novalis and I are talking about yesterday's XKCD, the Meta-Flowchart.

[info]regyt, after glancing at it: Ok, I realize I'm not the target audience, but it's not that great.

Me: Oh, come on, it's pretty good! I like the part about the end state. And besides, I dare you to show me a superior flowchart.

I was preparing to go into 'double-dog dare', and everything. Instead, she pulled out:

The Bacon Flowchart.

That... is a highly superior flowchart. I admit defeat.

(Also, though I've linked to it before, here is another ever-handy flowchart: Are You Being Chased By A Bear?)
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Ice Storm, Power Out [Dec. 12th, 2008|10:02 am]
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The whine of UPS battery alarms woke me up this morning. Rain's been falling and freezing since yesterday afternoon, and now the power's out at the house. Argh.

Fortunately, the power's on at the cafe down the street. Here's what it looks like, right outside the cafe doors:

Ice Storm

The food and coffee is fantastic. However, the lack of power at the house is highly displeasing. I think I need to buy a generator, like, soon (perhaps after Xmas).
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Games Helped Me Learn English (What, like, "Game Over"?) [Dec. 12th, 2008|12:01 am]
[info]yuki_onna: Do you know what __ is? (where __ is an obscure deity, mythological creature, ceremonial magic concept, or SAT word)

[info]justbeast: I do. It's such and such.

[info]yuki_onna: Not bad...

[info]justbeast: *pauses* *enjoys brief moment of her being impressed with him*

[info]justbeast: Guess how I know that. From D&D! (rulebook/monstrous compendium/sourcebook/etc)

[info]yuki_onna: Grrrrrrr!

It never gets old. (At least on this end. I'm sure she feels differently.)
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Worldview, part 1 [Dec. 10th, 2008|07:53 pm]
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Here's a map I drew:



Key:
dotted Y-shaped area -- my usual states
X - Beast is here (most of the time)
A - Here on rare good days/hours. General yearning is to the northeast.
B - Here while high. (On video games, friends, sex, movies, books).
C - Here on bad days. (Too frequently?)

From the top right, clockwise, the quadrants go: NE, SE, SW, NW.

NE: I can think of about half a dozen people on my flist who live here.
SE: On the other hand, I don't think I know too many people on the extreme SE, in real life.
SW: I've known lots of people here, in my life.
NW: This is harder to pull off than you'd think. But not impossible, not by far.

I want to talk about this, and where I am, and I will, later.
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First Snow, Reminder to Self [Dec. 9th, 2008|10:43 am]
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I tend to get stuck, and not post, due to various OCD-like tendencies. I think, half-consciously, I require my posts to be sequential, to tell my stories roughly in the order they happen. And when I miss one story, it all piles up, and I end up not posting.
I need to remember that, one, a blog is not a book, and even with books, the story can just start in medias res, and the backstory can be filled in.

Here, for example, are the current contents of our back yard:

Back Yard - Dogs in Snow

Dog, one of two, rolling around, thrilled at the snow. (Not pictured is the copious barking at any and all passersby).

More pictures: Our house (via [info]yuki_onna's post), and a drive around the island on a fall day.

Also! We just got an Xbox 360! Games we have so far: Eternal Sonata (prezzie for Cat), the ones that came with the box (Kung-Fu Panda and Lego Indiana Jones), and Castle Crashers (bought on [info]jul3z's recommendation) which I am enjoying immensely.

Give me your gamer tags! (So far, I have ferrett's, tygerdsebat, notacon and nilpixelcount). I'm always looking for more people to play with (esp. Castle Crashers).
Edit: Oh, right. My Xbox username is MarsOverlord (justbeast was taken! I ask you!), and Cat's is Kosatka.
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Fishing trip [Sep. 29th, 2008|02:56 pm]
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I went fishing with my dad on Sunday.

Persephone the sailboat is still in the shop (should only be a couple of weeks left for the poor vessel, though of course we pretty much missed the whole sailing season).
But Dad had bought a dinghy for it recently, a Porta-Bote foldable boat.
Since we wanted to go fishing anyways, of course we had to test it.

I'm obsessed with lakes and rivers. (Seas and oceans, too, but I don't have nearly as much experience with those, not counting my years on the Black Sea). Every time I pass a river or a little lake on the highway, I crane my neck like for a pretty girl, watch it fade in the distance. We picked the closest likely looking one -- Ladue Reservoir, tossed the surfboard-sized folded boat into the van, and went.

The day was cloudy and rainy by turns, but I didn't really care. Also, no luck with the fish; didn't catch any. I loved being out on the water, though. We fished, talked endlessly -- about sailing and spearfishing and the merits of canoes vs. Hoby Cat catamarans vs. waterbikes (not jet skis, the pedal-powered ones, good high tech ones).

Perfect!

Pics of boat, water and my dad )
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Moving! [Sep. 24th, 2008|10:19 am]
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So. We are moving to the Portland, Maine area!

Of course, you've probably already heard of this; as usual I'm behind in posting and reading, both. But! Nevertheless. (Hmm, I wonder how many users read my LJ, but don't read [info]yuki_onna or [info]transfiguration.. I wish there was a tool to analyze venn diagrams like that, of one's lj friends).

We found a house for rent, right around here on Peaks Island. (It's a very civilized kind of island, good power and net connections, some stores and restaurants on the islands, and of course downtown Portland is 15 mins by the ferry). Both Cat and I have always wanted to live in New England for a bit, and Maine specifically, and if it's on an island, well, all the better.

I'll be doing pretty much the same thing I am now, web programming, with the addition of telecommuting full time. I am so excited about this that I'm practically paralyzed, holding my breath, afraid that a stray movement or word will somehow disrupt the timeline and imperil the plans. On the other hand, I /know in my bones/ that this is going to happen, finally.

I'll miss everyone in Cleveland insanely much -- [info]transfiguration, all our friends here, my parents and family. We vow to come visit fairly often. All I know is, we gotta do this, right now, before kids come, before my parents get old and sick, or any other catastrophy gets in the way.

Deep breath. Here we go.
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Picture meme [Sep. 21st, 2008|12:27 pm]
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As sort-of-tagged by [info]miz_anneliese, here is mine.

(Rulez: Take a picture of yourself right now.

Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.

Post that picture with NO editing. (Except to reduce its size.)

Post these instructions with your picture.)


Me, first thing in the morning:
me, first thing in the morning

(I'm surprised my hair looks as civilized as it does, it's usually worse).
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e-Waste recycling [Aug. 28th, 2008|11:12 am]
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Recycling is hard in general, even when you're fairly motivated. You pretty much have to set it up so that all the activation barriers are lowered, and all obstacles are removed. So, if you set up convenient recycling containers for your glass or plastic or whatnot, then it takes a minimum of effort and thought, and it actually happens. Make it so easy and pleasant that it's thoughtless, transparent.

Or you have to set up strict recycling rules and enforce them with Draconian insanity, like the Japanese do.

But in any case, if you make (non-enforced) recycling even a little hard, it's not going to happen. And that's not even taking into account what happens to the waste afterwards -- we're running into problems in the US where there isn't that much demand for recycled materials, and they're expensive to process, and so on. But ignore that for the moment.

e-Waste, however? Really damn hard to dispose of properly. I mean, what do you do with your old broken computers, extra drives, cords, cellphones, batteries? Throw them in the trash? They are some of the most toxic things our civilization produces in bulk. The amount of heavy metals and exotic hydrocarbons and vile crap in a typical computer is staggering.

There was a What Do I Do With My Old Tech Junk thread on Slashdot recently. My conclusion, after reading it? If the net's best and brightest (ha) cannot figure it out, easily, consistently, then we have a problem.

What do you do with your e-Waste? How do you find a recycling company to drop off your junk? Once you do, do you trust them not to ship it to the third world and just dump it there (like so many of the tech recycling companies do)? It's no wonder that one commenter, only half-jokingly, said -- I don't throw it away. I just have a room full of old tech junk. And many of us do!

I've spent a stupid amount of thought and attention on this over the past year or so (stupid because it should be intuitive, automatic, common knowledge). Here's what I found, so far:

* My city, Orange Village (through Cuyahoga County) has an Old Computer (and misc tech waste) Round-up twice a year. This morning, I unloaded all of my tech junk there -- three old computers, two ancient laptops, a bunch of motherboards and drives and so on. I'm still a bit stunned. What if I'll need them? (Never). Will They come and take away my geek license, for daring to throw old tech junk away? So far so good.

* Office Depot has an In-Store Recycling Program -- you pick up a box from their store, fill it with tech waste, and bring it in. Excellent. Best Buy and the U.S. Post Office both have pilot tech recycling programs (in-store and through the mail, respectively). Actually, Best Buy has recycling kiosks that accept old cellphones, batteries and ink cartridges inside every store.

* Palm has a free recycling program for their old devices -- you print a mailing label off the net, and just ship it off to them. This is what I'll do with my three or four old busted palm handhelds.

* In fact, most cellphone carriers have a free recycling program. Check out the excellent EPA.gov Tech Recycling page for information.

* I do have one old working cellphone. If anybody wants it, they can have it, or else I'm planning to send it off to the shelter alliance.

* Finally, GreenDisk has an excellent old tech (including old CD-Rs etc) recycling program, by mail. Again, you buy boxes from them, and ship them off.

The state of tech recycling is still displeasing, but beginning to be manageable.
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Hawaii! [Aug. 28th, 2008|10:22 am]
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In other news -- next week, we are going to Hawaii (Honolulu, specifically) for two weeks, with my parents. None of us has been there before, and we're all pretty psyched. Hopefully it'll involve a lot of snorkelling, good food, and not too man tourist traps (unless they're really fun).

Anybody have cannot-miss tips, as far as Oahu? (We'll have a rented car, but a modest budget).
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Cell phone WiFi Hotspots [Aug. 22nd, 2008|10:39 am]
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JoikuSpot software does something remarkable. For supported cellphones (a couple of Samsung models, and a bunch of Nokia models), it turns your cellphone into a WiFi hotspot.

Think about that for a second. Think of the elegance of it. Most phones these days have unlimited, fairly high-speed internet connections. What the software does is use that connection and extends it, via WiFi, to all other devices around you.

Not via the nightmare of fumbling with Bluetooth drivers and connections. But just by WiFi, compatible with everything.

But it's more interesting than that. The software recognizes that your cellphone is just a programmable radio receiver and transmitter. It's essentially software radio. How utterly, utterly fascinating. I wonder how much control, specifically over the transmitter part of the radio, do most cellphone platform APIs give.

Most of all, I want to know if there's equivalent software for the Palm/Treo platform.
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Regarding the last week or so [Aug. 14th, 2008|09:09 am]
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Cons:
* I've been sick with a cold/flu for an entire week now. Coughing and feverish at nights, and keeping Cat up with tossing and snoring. Crouching around poorly like a lightly poisoned housecat.

* Various fights and low-grade fighting with my loved ones. don't ask.

* The DSL at the house is completely on the fritz. Works for a couple of minutes here and there, followed by long stretches of downtime. I'm wrangling tech support at the moment, they should be sending out a technician to the house today.

* Behind on my projects, on housework, everything.

Pros:
* [info]yuki_onna has been taking care of me and feeding me soup, and [info]transfiguration has been doing random sweet things like stopping by with vitamins.

* I got to watch a lot of Farscape, not being able to do much else. I'm towards the end of season 2, currently.

* My new phone, a Palm Centro, has finally arrived. Vital software and handheld net access in the palm of my hand once again!

* Visited Ferrett&Gini's place yesterday, for movie watching with Josh. Ferrett's back from Clarion, yeyy! Had delicious dinner, an astoundingly cheezy sports/karate movie (The Best of the Best) (though I fell asleep towards the end, ack). Stopped by Lissa's place on the way back, dropped of some munchies for her finals & term-end papers.

So it goes.
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Bears, Vacuum Hoses, etc [Jul. 29th, 2008|01:32 pm]
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[info]yuki_onna's entry on Jeff Vandermeer's blog (she's guest-blogging there this week), titled Have I Ever Told You About My Love/Hate Relationship with Confessional Poetry? is fantastic, because aside from the fact that I cracked up reading it, it touches upon my favorite subject:
What I like, and why I like it (as far as books, say).
And it made me have a realization -- THIS is what the books I love have in common! They have a gooey human core (of sex and lust, of longing, of pain, of awkwardness, of life in general), and a crunchy shell of awesome (rogue AI, space ships, dragons, fucked up magic systems, rogue dragon AIs, and so on).
If it has those two (and is at all decently written)? Chances are I'll like it.

If it has just the former (like, say, a well-written juicy realist literary book), I can deal with it. (Though I will still catch myself thinking, "Needs More Robots".)

If it has just the latter? Just empty genre elements, plot and ideas without any real human core (like, say, Ringworld by Larry Niven)? It's likely to irritate the hell out of me. Or at least be tolerable but unsatisfying.

Also, ThouShaltNot asks a crucial question, Are You Being Chased By A Bear?, and provides instruction and wisdoms. (via [info]yagathai)
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