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Book Meta-Stories, Pillars of the Earth [Nov. 24th, 2009|10:41 am]
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As I'm listening to Pillars of the Earth, I get really involved in it. I'm all, "Oh no! Will Friar Philip ever build his cathedral?? Will Lady Aliyena ever find peace and restore honour to her family name?" Though I often get involved in books and movies like that, this is an especially gripping book, and I like it more and more the farther into it I go. I love the characters (did I identify with an out-of-work builder who couldn't feed his family and his wife died on the road, in winter? Maybe) and the plot, the voice actor is fantastic, and the author writes good sex scenes.

But that's not why I bring it up.

There was an introduction by the author in the beginning of this edition. He... told the story of the book, placed it in context. He explained where he was in his career as a mystery writer before flipping out and writing a medieval book about architecture. He told about his thought process, why he was inspired to write it, how many years it took. How, when the book came out, it had middling (for him) sales numbers, until it got to Germany, where it shot to the bestseller list and stayed there. And what kind of reactions he's gotten from fans over the years, and how many people this book had touched.

It struck me how hungry I was for that kind of context. And how deeply I wished every book had an introduction like that. In some sense, living with an author has spoiled me -- when Cat's books come out, I already do know the story and the context associated with them, but that of course leaves me wanting to know the same for other author's books.

You can get some of this context if you follow an author's blog (which is why I wish more of my favorite living authors had blogs). Although most times the story comes out in small pieces, and you have to follow the blog over a long period of time. Actually, I wish authors wrote such posts -- the story of the book's making, essentially the author's DVD commentary -- right when the book came out, that they were easily indexed and accessible.

I suppose, at their best, author interviews also try to serve this same sort of purpose. Though, aside from the fact that they're harder to find (not packaged together with the book), they have a subtly different effect. In the sense that, an author writing an introduction to their own book would be much more likely to tell its story in depth, rather than answering the question of "how did you come to write the book like this?" for the tenth time in an interview.

Like with DVDs, I so would not mind paying extra for editions with more features and commentary (either in the physical edition or if I had to go to their site to unlock it).
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Palimpsest Launch! [Feb. 24th, 2009|12:28 pm]
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So! The book, Palimpsest, that I was raving about?

It comes out today! As you've probably gathered in that post, I think it's a stunningly, ridiculously, achingly good book. It is one of my all-time favorite novels (the other one being probably Little, Big by John Crowley).

Grab it! Check out the Palimpsest art & merchandise page@! Come to a Palimpsest show! Listen to the Quartered album inspired by the book -- Cat is joining forces once again with the brilliant [info]s00j, for a combined music-and-book tour!
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Diverse Tuesdayry [Feb. 3rd, 2009|10:03 am]
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Who can resist 'if operating systems were like airplanes'-type comparison lists? [info]yuki_onna and I certainly can't. Therefore:
Programming Languages Are To Literary Schools As...

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We went to an Introvert Party at [info]kythryne's house this weekend. Those are a profoundly good idea. An introvert party is where people get together, bring some craft or project to work on, and just hang out and knit or spin wool or draw or paint or write or program, and there's no pressure to be shiny and social. So the activity part is taken care of, and you'd be surprised at what a cool conversation starts up around it, ebbs and flows. Also, [info]kythryne was spinning wool yarn on an actual dark wood spinning wheel, and it was incredibly soothing and hypnotizing. And there was a fire.
I enjoyed it greatly (and it was good seeing a bunch of out-of-town peoples, like [info]weds, [info]emilytheslayer and [info]yakavenger & [info]blazepoet, and meeting various others).

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I came down with a cold yesterday. Cat followed suit last night, but not before managing to completely astound me.

Earlier that morning, Cat: "Ack, I'm way behind! I still have the Omikuji story to write, and I don't even have an idea, and my daily novel wordcount to catch up on, and more Palimpsesty stuff to finish!"

I'm thinking, gah, poor thing, how are you going to come up with a story and write it, while overwhelmed with how much you have to do, and all before the coffee shop closes in the early afternoon?

Cat: *goes off to coffee shop* *comes back with an ASTOUNDINGLY good Omikuji story, one of my favorites, just out of nowhere, plus a bunch of other writing*

Me: What the..! How in the world can you DO that, on a random busy Monday? Where did you come up with that idea? It's beautiful!

This happens all the time around here. She is frighteningly good.

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I am:
* Sending out more resumes.

* Working on various coding projects.

* Considering dipping my toe into bid-for-project sites like RentACoder and eLance and such. Does anybody have experience or wisdoms with those?

* Quietly scheming to organize some sort of Project Weekend, like a low key micro-BarCamp, like Build Something Cool in 24 hours, where a group of people would get together for a weekend (here on Peaks Island, or in NYC, or in Boston, depending on logistics) in a startup incubator kind of atmosphere, with the express purpose of having deliverables (or a whole lot of fun and learning) on the other side of it.
But how many programmers do I know on the East Coast? Not many. I can think of like 4. Would non-programmers be interested in, or helped by, the concept? Must ponder.
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Palimpsest [Jan. 6th, 2009|10:04 am]
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[Current Location |Cleveland, OH]

"D, I have a short story to write, and I can't think of what to write it about," Cat said.

"You should write it about.. beef.... .. stew. No! Uh.. um.. you should write it about.. a city that lives on people's skins." Sometimes she asks me for ideas, and sometimes my babble helps me spark them. More frequently, carrots and potatoes and beef in a slow cooker are involved.

But she wrote it. Palimpsest: the short story. (Go read it. It will give you a small glimpse of what the book is about). I was stunned. Flabbergasted. It hit a nerve, a cord of nerves, it touched on something about my life, about our lives.

Some time later, she was searching for novel ideas, and thought, hey, I have this bigger story of Palimpsest waiting to get out, why don't I go with that. To say that I was thrilled would be a pale understatement.

(Incidentally, what is your favorite short story-to-novel adapation? Mine would be.. well, Palimpsest, hands down. (It's currently one of my two favorite books of all time.) But before that? I would have to say Nightfall, by Asimov. Which... it wasn't /that/ great, but I'm having trouble thinking of any others. What's yours?)

Many months passed, Cat wrote like a thing possessed (a usual state for her). Palimpsest: the novel was ready. I... argh, where do I even begin. I am besotted with this book. The reading of it has made me cry in several places, and reader, let me tell you, this is NOT a usual occurrence for me (although it seems to be more frequent for Cat's books).

Why? I think the answer is very intimate and individual to each person who reads it. The book is.. full of sex, yes. It's full of longing and want, so strong it moves mountains and rends lives. It's full of a thing that I have been doing all my life, a search for place and for connection and something magic and intoxicating, the chase of a place and state only glimpsed of in dreams. Except, it's not just mere dream chasing -- the magnitude of the want, of the sacrifices, of the madness, of the plain hard work makes it... makes it real, sanctifies it, transmutes it in an act of tearful, bloody alchemy. I am not alone in this; I have seen the result of this book in the eyes of the people who have read it.

Let me put it another way. I had never wanted to get a tattoo. It was always one of those things that I said "no thank you, not for me, not my style, not this lifetime". But I read this book, and I said, I want a mark of this book upon my skin. And so I did. I wear it on my person right now; you've probably seen it already, and if not, ask me in person when you see me, I'll show it to you.

I can rave about this book for a lifetime. I probably will. It comes out on Feb 24th. For a ridiculously cheap price of under $12, I don't even know how they do that. Preorder it. Read it. If it speaks to you, if it touches something in you, I want to know what it is. I want to find some way to cut through the usual awkward distance and social situations, and hear how it made you feel.

Watch the trailer (full-size it). Cat made it herself; she put an insane amount of work into it. Also, there's more to it. It's not quite an ARG, more like a.. distributed interactive story. (I helped out with that, so have many many people).
(Is not S.J. Tucker's music fucking amazing? There is MORE to it, more of where that came from, even more beautiful and scary.)
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Bears, Vacuum Hoses, etc [Jul. 29th, 2008|01:32 pm]
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[info]yuki_onna's entry on Jeff Vandermeer's blog (she's guest-blogging there this week), titled Have I Ever Told You About My Love/Hate Relationship with Confessional Poetry? is fantastic, because aside from the fact that I cracked up reading it, it touches upon my favorite subject:
What I like, and why I like it (as far as books, say).
And it made me have a realization -- THIS is what the books I love have in common! They have a gooey human core (of sex and lust, of longing, of pain, of awkwardness, of life in general), and a crunchy shell of awesome (rogue AI, space ships, dragons, fucked up magic systems, rogue dragon AIs, and so on).
If it has those two (and is at all decently written)? Chances are I'll like it.

If it has just the former (like, say, a well-written juicy realist literary book), I can deal with it. (Though I will still catch myself thinking, "Needs More Robots".)

If it has just the latter? Just empty genre elements, plot and ideas without any real human core (like, say, Ringworld by Larry Niven)? It's likely to irritate the hell out of me. Or at least be tolerable but unsatisfying.

Also, ThouShaltNot asks a crucial question, Are You Being Chased By A Bear?, and provides instruction and wisdoms. (via [info]yagathai)
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Steampunk literature - what am I missing? [Jul. 10th, 2008|01:53 pm]
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[info]jordansc and I were talking the other day, trying to think of examples of genuinely great steampunk novels.

And, while neither of us has exhaustive knowledge of recent scifi and fantasy, we couldn't think of any.

All of the great examples that we came up with were somehow of a visual nature -- films, graphic novels, visual art, sculptures and physical gadget design.

Show us our error. Give recommendations of great steampunk novels, and point out why you think they're amazing.

Books that are steam, but probably not punk(?), but in any case, not relevant:
- works by Jules Verne or H.G. Wells. Or, does it count as steampunk if it was written in the actual era of steam?

Books that don't count (sadly), on account of being not so good:
- The Difference Engine by William Gibson

Promising books that are sitting on my desk and I haven't read yet:
- Thunderer by Felix Gilman
- A secret new Russian steampunk novel by Ekaterina Sedia (which I am seriously behind on reading! mea culpa.)

(Also, if you're not reading it yet, you should probably read Warren Ellis's Freak Angels (there's also an lj feed), which is both steampunk and post-apocalyptic and gorgeous).
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Saturday Party [Oct. 30th, 2007|10:26 am]
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Ok, so the Carriage House is my new favorite venue. The cozy be-lofted Tudor style carriage house was perfect for all the artwork, and just big enough to fit everybody, and there was this gorgeous grape arbor outside (if it was only warmer, we could probably have held it outside even).

That's where we had the art show / In The Cities of Coin and Spice book / Solace and Sorrow CD launch party this Saturday. Which went off smashingly, and I wanted to make off with half of the art there, and was glad to see everybody there. (Thank you so much to everybody who helped set up and tear down, and especially to [info]violet_faerie and [info]vrax for helping us get the place itself!)

I'm still working on ferrying the pictures over from the camera and uploading everything, so hang on. (And hey, if anybody else took pictures, let us know).

So! Grab the book if you haven't had a chance before. It is painfully, impossibly good, hands down the best interlocked fairy tales I've ever read (also, it's fully illustrated by Michael Kaluta). I have cried several times while reading it, and these two books (volume 1 - In The Night Graden, and volume 2 - Cities of Coin and Spice) share my all-time favorite book list only with Little, Big by John Crowley.

([info]yuki_onna, my dearest, you have written a hell of a tale. The existence of this book still stuns me.)
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Book Launch Party [Oct. 25th, 2007|12:35 pm]
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Here's the thing. If you're at all local or free this weekend, you should come to the In the Cities of Coin and Spice Cleveland Launch party.

It's at 7-10pm this Saturday Nov 27th, at The Carriage House (which is behind Fine Points).
12620 Larchmere Blvd
Cleveland OH, 44120
216-229-6644

There's gonna be live readings, and a performance by S.J. Tucker, and a fabulous gallery of art (paintings, sculpture, jewelry, cloths, etc etc) inspired by the Orphans Tales books. (Now, I've seen most of this art. Some of it is just good. Some of it is fucking stunning.). So come by. It will be good, and we'll be glad to see you.

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Also, our latest Invisible Games entry is up (c.f. also [info]invisiblegames). It is our best one yet, so check it out if you haven't before.
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[Diary] 2007-04-09 - Tennessee Trip [Apr. 10th, 2007|02:05 pm]
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Back from a trip to Tennessee (part of a Valentines day pressie for Cat). The last four or so of my days featured:

* A little less than two thousand miles of driving.

* Hanging out in the shadows of beautiful Tennessee mountains (and in the psychic shadow of Dollywood). It's funny, I feel as if an entire section of the country (Tennessee, Arkansas, around St. Louis) just lit up, and feels benevolent and friendly. Rolling over the state lines, I thought to myself, "ahhh, we enter the land of the traveling court of S.J. Tucker. All is well with the world".

* Obscene amounts of fried catfish, fresh coleslaw (why is that so hard to find in the restaurants back home?), and Waffle House waffles.

* A Sufjan Stevens concert. Sufjan himself is fast becoming a new favorite artist of mine, with every song that I hear of his. And he is fantastic live (you know how it is, how much closer you feel to a musician after seeing them live for the first time). But it's the opening band, an obscure (Czech?) duo -- Irena and Vojtech Havlovi, that absolutely blew us away. Apparently, the organizer of the Music Now festival heard of them first from the streets of Coppenhagen, and had tried for years to contact them and bring them over for a concert. They are... just insane. I apologize, I have no idea how to describe them, except as incredibly minimalist, imaginative, and godlike in concentration. They started on two mini-cellos (and I had no idea one could evoke such an alien range of sounds from cellos), through Irene's ghostlike vocals, and ended in an amazing duo on the piano (with Irena playing the center of the keys, and Vojtech, his arms reaching around her, playing the left and right extremes). We got all of their CDs, and I can't wait to discover more.

* Finishing reading Peter Pan (well, having [info]yuki_onna read it to me, she does fabulous voices). I still don't know how I feel about Peter Pan, Barrie's women issues, etc, but I'm shocked at what a well-written book this was.

* Walking along a river in a pleasant spring forest, and then less than a day later digging out a stuck car from under two feet of snow.

* Our golden retriever running away. After much stress and sadness, ads in the paper and flyers on stopsigns (it's the flyers that did it), she was found, and after paying an exhorbitant ransom fee to Animal Control, we got her back. Whew!

* Mad dreams about Odessa (and you know how dream cities are, all crazy and dark and golden and full of longing, half-forgotten streets, ancient temples to Zeus complete with shabby soviet-era golden statues), and about Sage (the golden retriever, before we finally found her).

Book Log
Finished:
Pratchett's Interesting Times
The Care and Feeding of Your Brain: How Diet and Environment Affect What You Think and Feel
Lost In A Good Book (Thursday Next series, book 2)
Finder - Talisman (vol. 4) graphic novel
Peter Pan

Currently reading:
Hogfather
Y: The Last Man (vol. 2)
The Crying Of Lot 49
Through The Looking Glass (read to by Cat)

Coming up:
Tarot series by Piers Anthony
Atlas Shrugged heheheheh.
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American Fairy Tales [Feb. 27th, 2007|12:09 pm]
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American Fairy Tales: From Rip Van Winkle to the Rootabaga Stories (ed. by Neil Philip)

This is a collection of a century's worth of American fairy tales, from 1819 to about 1923, arranged in a rough chronological order. It examines a subgenre, the existence of which many people would deny for a long time. And yet here they are, original fairy tales by American writers, which use American themes, settings, and terminology.

I love this. This is necessary. Some of the tales are interesting in and of themselves, some have new themes and conflicts, and some use traditional European themes but adapt them to the new land. Translatio is always important, in any age and place.

Spoilers and random commentary ahead.

1. Rip Van Winkle by Washington Irving
This is the most famous one of them all.

A young slacker, Rip Van Winkle, who is generally friendly and helpful but does not get much work done (on his own farm), is driven one day out of his house by his wife, and spends the night in the forest. (Henry Hudson and his dwarves were involved, and drinking. Do not drink with dwarves!) The next day, he wakes up to find that 20 years has passed while he was asleep, and that he has been transformed into an old slacker. He makes his way down to the village, and after initial confusion, finds his place in life.

Moral of the story: Matrimony is evil? No, Mr. Irving. How about - Do not marry a harridan that is wholly incompatible with your personality and ambition in life so that she makes your life hell.
Also: Your children are a form of limited immortality. And even if you wake up one morning to find that 20 (or 200, or 500) years have passed since last night, do not despair. Human nature remains essentially the same, and you'll probably be able to find a niche for yourself even after The Technological Singularity and Robot UprisingThe American Revolution. (c.f. also Fry in Futurama).

2. Feathertop by Nathaniel Hawthorne (famous for The Scarlet Letter and The House Of Seven Gables). This tale was later dramatized, in 1908, into The Scarecrow by Percy MacKaye, then later made into an opera, and even later, an animated movie by the Warner Bros.

A scarecrow is animated into life by a proper (Pratchett would have been proud) New England witch, with the help of her eldritch tobacco pipe inscribed with prancing demons and fired by little tiny coals from Hell (incidentally, I want one of those), on which he must constantly keep puffing or else disassemble. And not just brought to life -- a serious glamour is put onto him, to make him appear a fabulous and worldly gentleman. This scarecrow, named Feathertop, is then sent off into the world, to find a girl for himself (hey, his life is short. Might as well skip to the important bit) -- more specifically, to find Miss Polly Gookin, daughter of a corrupt judge in a neighboring town. The judge gives in despite trepidations, and the flighty Polly is completely enchanted with this handsome and rich stranger, and all seems well in romance land (remember the pipe? That would have made for some amazing sex scenes and married life in general, because Feathertop can never stop smoking, day or night), when a disaster occurs.

I loved the language and the characters, in this one. Hawthorne is not famous for nothing.

Moral of the story: Some judges are corrupt, and you can use their shady pasts to blackmail them. But not for money or influence (in this particular case) or anything like that, no, when you're a proper Witch, you do it for your own cackling amusement -- you blackmail them into giving their daughter to the straw golem you whipped up on a whim. Because you have style like that. Also, if you are a demonically animated but kind-hearted construct made of sticks, straw and old clothes, do NOT look into mirrors lest they reveal you for the ensorcelled illusory thing you are and make you lose all hope in yourself. Similarly, do not let your beloved see you in said mirror. Just avoid mirrors alltogether.


3. The Rich Man's House by Horace E. Scudder (an editor and "man of letters". Admirer and pen-pal of Hans Christian Andersen).

A rich man is obsessed with tricking out his house, so he adds statues, fountains, sculptured trees and bushes, knicknacks from his travels abroad, and other house-bling. He then invites everybody to a grand party at his house (the better to appreciate it, in its new and improved state), and there's music and fireworks. Everybody is impressed. A pair of lovers, making out in the bushes, is unimpressed. Two chickens are extremely impressed, but a passing crane snubs them and points out that he's seen better. The End.

Moral of the story: ... You got me, here. I don't actually know what the moral is; Scudder's closeness to, and admiration for, H.C. Andersen is telling -- this reminded me very much of an Andersen tale. But with even less plot, and not even a heavy-handed moral at the end. Unless it's something like... don't be provincial in your admiration? Because there are worldly storks out there who will sneer at you?


4. What They Did Not Do On The Birthday Of Jacob Abbott B., familiarly called "Snibbuggledyboozledom", by M.S.B.
A very brief description of all the ways in which a city did not celebrate the birthday of a little boy called Snibbuggledyboozledom (that is, almost nobody in the city knew or noticed).

Great title.

Moral of the story: That Americans can write proper Nonsense stories as well as the English. (So said the afterword to the story). Also, that writing anonymously (e.g. under the pseudonym M.S.B.) in children's magazines so that nobody discovers who you are, rules.


5. The Bee-Man of Orn by Frank Richard Stockton (a writer of "Modern Tales about Modern Fairies". He is most famous for his short story The Lady or the Tiger from a collection of the same name, also wrote The Floating Prince & Other Fairy Tales).

An apprentice sorcerer discovers an old bee-keeper in the forest (either self-sufficient and content, or poor and friendless, depending on how you look at it), and becomes convinced that the old man was somehow transformed from what he was. Both beekeeper and sorcerer decide to redress this -- it's eventually found out that he's been transformed into an old man from... a baby. He is ensorcelled back to this original state, but grows up to be the same beekeeper anyways.

Moral of the story: Nature, not nurture. If you want to change how your life turned out, it is not enough to reset your life to infanthood and have the kind woman whom you just saved raise you as her own child. If you're genetically predisposed to grow up to be an antisocial poverty-ridden beekeeper, you'll turn out exactly the same the second time around. Consider radical gene therapy instead.
Also, if you are seriously low on energy (depressed, suffer from mono, general malaise in life), consider seeking treatment by going down into a labyrinthine cave full of hideous monsters. It worked for the Languid Youth in this story, and it might work for you!


6. The Apple of Contentment by Howard Pyle (famous for The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood).
A thoroughly American Cinderella story, where our girl uses clever and hard-headed bargaining tactics on a fairy in distress, and excellent Copyright Protection, to score a magical apple tree that everybody in the world wants, but only she can pick apples from. With a bit of faith and self-assurance, she triumphs over her scheming mother and lazy sisters, and wins the Prince (and in this case, explicitly does live happily ever after).

Moral of the story: Find your identity. Find something that's uniquely yours, a core of contentment and self-sufficiency, that does not depend on your circumstances. Find your poise, your grace, and hold on to it. Once you do... the world will yearn for you. It will come and eat apples shyly out of your hand. And Princes will find you incredibly attractive, they will recognize that something inside of you, and will want to keep it very close to them.
Also, proper DRM (er.. Magical RM in this case), when used for good, is a thing of beauty. Unlike Alladin, you should make sure that the wondrous item that you win over is keyed only to your [DNA, voice, spirit] -- you are the only one who can use it and reap benefits from it, nor can you lose it because it just shows up at your new place of residence.


7. Rosy's Journey by Louisa May Alcott (famous for Little Women. Also, incidentally, a daughter of utopian philosopher and Transcendentalist Amos Bronson Walcott)

A young girl's mother dies, and she sets out, across the sea, desert, and mountains, to find her father. Along the way, she rescues various animals, and in proper fairy tale fashion, they help her get past impassable obstacles. Except, it's not actually them, it's their powerful friends that the animals enlist in helping Rosy. And, wait! After they've done that, they each return and help her and her father a second time, by enlisting even more animals to their cause. Cue happy ending.

I did not like this story. The mythic, storytelling symmetry was broken, for me, by the animals having to come and bail her out twice (but not three times, like the Wolf in Ivan's story).

Moral of the story: Help out everyone, as you go along in life. Do not expect for them to then command to your aid whales, and armies of beavers, but nevertheless it'll probably do you good in the long run. Also, when you find the biggest lump of gold ever? Expect your thug miner friends to come and shank you. You don't need a friendly fly to warn you of this.


8. The Glass Dog, by L. Frank Baum (who wrote another book called American Fairy Tales, and also The Wizard of Oz. But you know this. It is I who am the last person in America who has not read the Oz books. Except that I did read them in their original KlingonRussian versions.)

Class tensions! Cranky wizards living in apartment houses, who hate interruptions, and who disdain money (Plato, here we go! This is the way to keep your Golden elite class from accumulating temporal power -- make them religiously disdain money, and only be able to barter)! The problems inherent with artificially created silicate guardians not being keyed to their master's voice/identity/whatever (see Tale #6), and thus are easily stolen! Gold-digger husbands going after spoiled rich wives! Shallow people getting what they deserve!

Now this is an American fairy tale. It is unapologetically so, for which Baum got a lot of flack at the time of its writing. Set in the streets of Chicago, celebrating the present and its unique problems (like spending your last dime in the world to make that last phonecall that might save you) while acknowledging the lasting power of traditional fairy tale archetypes (cranky unreliable sorcerous persons? check. poor men seeking to win princesses? check.), it is a beautiful work. My hat's off to the granddaddy of urban fantasy.

Moral of the story: Cultivate a religious disdain for money in your truly powerful and potentially subersive elements (wizards, brilliant engineers, etc) lest they take over everything. And also: If you want to write bold, proper, modern fairy tales rooted to their sense of place (American, Martian colonist, whatever), just bloody well do so and ignore critics. Every place deserves its stories told. And also: If you're a poor man, and luck and a tiny bit of courage lets you rope a spoiled princess into marrying you... what exactly is that going to get you? Stop doing it! And these days, as in Baum's tale but unlike older fairy tales, princesses know about harsh pre-nuptual contracts, so it's not that posh of a proposition. And if you're aware of exactly what you're doing and why, if it's still worth if for you to do that... don't whine and take what comes.


9. The Golden Windows by Laura E. Richards (famous children's book writer. Randomly: her mother wrote the words to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic.)

A short and simple story, where a boy admires a faraway farmhouse with windows made seemingly out of gold and diamonds. Later, he discovers that his own house has the same property, and the setting sun is responsible for the brilliant gemlike shine.

Moral of the story: Find the rich and the beautiful in your current environment, in your own home. Seriously. It'll make life much more pleasant.


10. The Princess Who Could Not Dance by Ruth Plumly Thompson

This is a poignant coming-of-age tale, about a young Artificial Intelligence, who, despite being instructed by the best teachers in the land, just could not achieve self awareness. After finally being released from its home, it learns that it is not enough to have abstract thoughts about the world, about thinking or self awareness. The secret is actually being embodied in the world, drawing upon the intelligence encoded in one's environment, learning from the very elements around it.
Wait, no. That can't be right. It's something about a Princess (with the best name yet, Dianidra), who did not know how to dance, and so brought great dishonor on her royal house. She tries and tries to get the abstract calculus of dancing, but it is only after running away from home that she learns how to dance, from kissing fairies, and from the river, the wind, and the sea.

Moral of the story: Don't sell out, kids. Ruth Plumly Thompson could have had a strong American fairy tale voice that was uniquely hers. As it was, she spent most of her life ghost-writing sequels to L. Frank Baum's Oz stories.


11. The Lad and Luck's House by Will Bradley

A fairly straightforward "Princess in a tower (on a glass mountain, on a boiling sea, in the middle of a marsh), great princes try to rescue her, a poor and unknown boy triumphs and marries her."

Except... He's apparently not a poor and uknown boy. He's a Prince of this kingdom! How did this happen? One moment, he's a ragged and penniless boy who rescues the Princess by luck, only to have her mistake him for a servant and ride away with the other Knights. The next, he's the Green Knight (I'm not joking, it's literally what he shows up as), who shows up in a tournament, defeats all the other knights, and the Princess is all "Oh, ok. So you're actually the prince of all of this? Sure, I'll marry you." No transition. No explanation. Not even a "I was under a curse" or "I was slumming with the commoners, incognito". Please don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of dream-logic and fairy tale logic, I don't need everything explained and justified. But this was just confusing. The story did, however, feature an interesting multi-level narrative (it started out in first person with the narrator, who then goes over to the house of two small boys, the boys are visited by a fairy and retrieve magic items from Luck's house, and only then does a fairy Lad buys these items from a witch, and goes on his adventure).

Moral of the story: When you're an evil overlord, hiding behind a marsh is not enough. If you're battling Stalin in WWII, he will simply throw thousands of people at the problem, and in a surprise move, cut down a bunch of trees, lay down a log road, and force an entire tank division through impassable swamps. Actual true story. If your opponent is a fairy knight, he will surely draw on some cheap magical item to get through the said swamp. While you're at it, check out all the other items on the Evil Overlord List.


12. How They Broke Away To Go To The Rootabaga Country by Carl Sandburg

A father and two children (where's the mother? She didn't die early in proper fashion, she just doesn't exist, and the story is phrased as if the father birthed them himself, Zeus-style) get bored with their same-old existence, sell everything, buy a one-way train ticket out West, and go to live in the fantastic Rootabaga Country.

Once again, a thoroughly American-themed story, and told in a very particular dialect. What's interesting (aside from the obvious journey West) is that theirs is a one-way ticket, unlike many European tales that involve travel but always return home.

Moral of the story: Sell everything you have and move West. By train, in style. (Yes, I'm talking to you.) (If you're already out West... then either be happy or.. Move on to Asia and further west.)
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[Book Log] 2007-01-21 [Jan. 22nd, 2007|09:43 am]
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Recently Finished:
* Baudolino and The Island of the Day Before by Umberto Eco, completing the list of his novels. Baudolino is brilliant, Island of the Day Before is verry slow and introspective.

* Island by Aldous Huxley. Still got no words for this book, but needless to say, I loved it. I keep circling around it, will maybe tackle it in a post one day.

* The Art of Love by Ovid. Light and funny, like an extended Cosmo Magazine dating advice article, Ancient Roman style.

* The Holy by Daniel Quinn. Not his strongest work, but I enjoyed it. Very much reminded me of American Gods or Anansi Boys, for some reason (The Holy was published a little bit after American Gods, so I don't think there's a direct influence, but maybe...).

* On the Road by Jack Kerouac. Aaaahahahahahaha. Aaahaa. Ahem. What can I say. I'm glad I read it. I don't think I share the main character's depressed aesthetic, although I do love the road. I kept wanting to grab the main character, and shake him, and yell "You know, the road doesn't have to be so wretched. The world can be an amazing and beautiful place..!" Matt Dillon as a narrator is fantastic, actually, the perfect young voice for this. I decided to dive into Kerouac in preparation to reading [info]nihilistic_kid's novel, Move Underground (which is about Kerouac and Lovecraft, among other things). I'll check out Kerouac's Dharma Bums and Big Sur, to see how his writing changes over time.

* Even Cowgirls Get The Blues by Tom Robbins. My first book by that author. Enjoyed it immensely, despite weird gender issues. Must read other books by him.

* Under Milk Wood: A Play for Voices (radioplay, brilliantly cast) by Dylan Thomas. Oh wow. Gasp-worthy and beautiful, poetry in the form of a play. How that poet, in such a short work, can hold an entire small town in the palm of his hand, and show it to us so lovingly and in so much complete detail. Just amazing.

* The Waves by Virginia Woolf. I've read only one other book by her, Orlando, but that was in my salad days, and I didn't like it too much then. This, however... it's a wonderful and thoughtful book. Very introspective (it follows the intertwined lives of 6 people, from childhood to old age, mostly in monologue form). Masterful example of high modern writing.

* Promethea by Alan Moore (gift from [info]celtic_elk). Gorgeous. I can tell I'll like this series. Can't wait to read more.

Currently reading/listening:
* Le Morte D'Arthur (somewhat abridged) by Thomas Malory. Passing fine book.
* The Queen of Angels by Greg Bear. Solid, like his other books.
* Lord Vishnu's Love Handles by Will Clarke. Hrm. Not sure what I think so far.
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The Orphans Tales: In The Night Garden [Oct. 31st, 2006|11:48 am]
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If you had asked me a couple of years ago what my favorite fiction book was (except that's a very hard question, of course), I would have probably said American Gods or Diamond Age.

I still love those books, but a new favorite has recently come out:

The Orphan's Tales: In the Night Garden

It is hands down the best book of fairy tales that I've ever read, and probably the best fiction book. Just like the Arabian Nights, it is a series of nesting tales with an over-arching narrative to frame it. But every single tale is original here (and yet so archetypally familiar), and the tales and the meta-narrative are much more intertwined and integral, and tell an epic tale of a world almost our own.

It's a tale about a young girl in a palace garden, cursed to exile until she has told all of the stories tattooed around her eyes, and of course the stories themselves, stories of pirates and living ships, the deaths of Stars, of slave wizards and bitter old witches, of princes and beast maidens, heretic papesses and jeweled cities, monsters and saints and mathematician kings. They are tales of strong women, of passionate and patient men, of cruelty and kindness, of making hard choices and facing the consequences, but also of plain silly wonder. They are lucid and lyrical, and a little bit painful, like True things are, and filled with longing and fear and beauty and blood and love and fierce joy.

This book made me cry several times, sometimes because of the story, and sometimes just out of relief and recognition -- this is how tales should be told, wisely and fearlessly. I have been a fan of Valente's writing for a while, but this is her most brilliant and straightforward and accessible book yet.

I cannot recommend it enough.

Also, check out the tie-in CD released by our very own [info]s00j, which has tracks of her reading from the Orphans Tales, and playing songs inspired by the book. It is absolutely beautiful and inspired -- you can listen to the first track on the album page of the book's site.

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Leaf, Wind, Hans [Oct. 25th, 2006|01:10 pm]
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I'm re-reading Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales. I feel compelled to revisit a lot of books, something which I usually never do (maybe with the exception of Neuromancer, oddly enough).

Halfway through, I realize that Hans has completely Joss Whedoned me. Having seen his mastery of whacked-out plot twists and his periodic contempt for sympathetic characters, I catch myself on the edge of my seat reading these unremebered tales.

Soldier encounters an old woman by the roadside, who sends him on an Alladin's cave-like quest and gives him lots of money. Didn't like her answer of explanation, and CHOPPED HER HEAD OFF. And went on to have a happy ending.

Oh, here's a story about a Nightingale. And inwardly, I'm wincing -- is the little bird going to offend the Emperor, who will be thrown into a towering rage, and order her killed, or cooked up? Ahaa, narrow escape, she performs beautifully. What's this, she's getting replaced by a mechanical version? Surely she will either be killed, or die out in the forest, frozen and sad. Whew, no, story's over, happy ending for everybody after all.

Little Mermaid, though? Aaaahahaha, pwnd! No family, much pain, NO husband, and no immortal soul for you! Oh wait, there's this Sylphs of the air thing that's retconned, so you might get a soul after all, after 300 years labor. Tough break, woman.

I find Andersen to be hard going. He's as Christian-centered as C.S. Lewis, but does not have the latter's fierceness and strength, just Romanticism of the whiny kind. Also, I do believe that The Travelling Companion is the worst fairy tale I've ever had to skim through (it drags on forever).

Let's do Brothers Grimm next, that'll cheer me up.
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Iliad / Patrocleia [Oct. 3rd, 2006|01:26 pm]
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Finished listening to the Iliad the other day (and it makes for an excellent audiobook, let me tell you, what with being originally made for such).

I must not have paid that close attention in high school when I read it first -- I don't remember a lot of this stuff!

For example, Patroclus? Complete and utter badass. I never knew this, I always thought that, one, he sneaked away in Achilles's own armor without telling him, and thus rallied the troops because they thought it was actually the big guy himself. And then had the bad luck to run into Hector, for whom he was no match.

Wholly erroneous. Achilles himself refused to go out and help drive off the ravening Trojans by the greek ships, but instead bade Patroclus to put on his own armor, and lead the Myrmidon army, and carefully instructed him just to drive off the Trojans, and not go seeking Hector nor go up to the walls of Troy, lest he take all the glory from Achilles. And the Myrmidons, and the Achaean army knew this, and cheered on Patroclus as he proceded to completely kick ass, kill scores of Trojans and route them away from the ships.

Mad with bloodlust, he then proceeds to go up to the walls of the city, ignoring the warnings Achilles, and might have sacked it then and there with all the momentum the Greeks built up. It took not just Hector, but Appollo himself to stop Patroclus. The god personally came down, smote Patroclus onto the ground and stripped his armor off. And only then was Hector able to kill him, defenseless and armor-less.

Patroclus has just gotten weird underrated bad press over the years, for various mysterious cultural reasons.

I was also slightly shocked with how abruptly the book ended. Where's the death of Achilles (who, incidentally, was remarkably aware of his own doom throughout the whole thing, and guided his actions with full knowledge)? Apparentely, that's in the various side texts, the Homeric Hymns.

I wonder how much of the real Odyssey I remember.
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Literary Science Fiction to investigate [Aug. 4th, 2006|10:58 am]
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The previous discussion on experimental and literary science fiction yields the following list of books to check out.

Recommended by me (old):
* R.A.Wilson's Illuminatus! Trilogy
* Samuel R. Delany - Dhalgren
* Michael Moorcock (I suspect the Cornelius Quartet might be an example)
* John Brunner - Stand on Zanzibar
* William Burroughs
* Kurt Vonnegut

Recommended by me (newish):
* Iain Banks - Feersum Endjinn
* Jeff Noon - Vurt, Pollen, Automated Alice, etc
* William Barton (for the disturbing quality, rather than literary)
* Stephen R. Donaldson
* Tony Vigorito - Just a Couple of Days

Recommendations by other people, to investigate
* Steve Aylett - Slaughtermatic. Very surreal, somewhat disturbing.
* China Mieville
* Robert Charles Wilson
* Richard K. Morgan - Altered Carbon, others
* M. John Harrison - Light
* John Clute - Appleseed
* David Marusek
* Charles Stross
* Ian McDonald - River of Gods
* Geoff Ryman - Air
* Hal Duncan - Vellum
* Steve Erickson (mainstream-ish, but with scifi undertones)
* Mary Gentle - Golden Witchbreed, Ash: A Secret History
* Ian MacLeod - The Light Ages
* Guy Gavriel Kay - Tigana
* Ken MacLeod
* HC - MFU (actual author name and title. I'm very intrigued, by the description)
* Matthew Derby - Super Flat Times
* [edit] Matt Ruff's "Sewer, Gas and Electric: The Public Works Trilogy."

Also Mentioned:
* Jeff Vandermeer. I love what I've seen of his writing. I'm curious - do people scan him as science fiction, or fantasy?
* J.G. Ballard. I've read his Cocaine Nights and Crystal world, and somewhat like his writing. Gotta read Crash eventually. Does he write scifi?
* Clive Barker. I think he's more fantasy/horror?
* Barry Huhart - Bridge of Birds (fantasy). Sounds absolutely gorgeous.
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Science Fiction (saves) [Aug. 2nd, 2006|01:45 pm]
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Ok peoples.

I, too, want to know:

Who is remarkable in science fiction these days? Who is cutting edge?

Who's prose is beautiful, surreal, poetic, lavish, indulgent, obscenely rich? Who do you have to read with a dictionary (c.f. Donaldson's Covenant series)?
Who writes in colloquialism, in dialect?

Which scifi writer is experimenting with the very structure of novel, whether in narrative style (like R.A.Wilson in Illuminatus! or William Burroughs) or content or printing (like House of Leaves)?

This is ridiculous. R.A.Wilson and Samuel Delany and John Brunner and Burroughs cannot have been the last ones.
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Books [Jul. 24th, 2006|11:11 am]
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Has any of you read Oryx and Crake, by Margaret Atwood? I just finished it, and am curious what you thought of it.

More Discworld books -- finished Witches Abroad. With each book, though they are nothing earth-shattering in themselves, Pratchett is fast becoming one of my favorite writers, possibly even more so than Douglas Adams. It's the scope, the gentleness and wisdom, the stealth philosophy that he works into his books...

Currently listening to Joyce's Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man. Never read him before, but have always wanted to check out Ulysses and Finnegan's Wake, since I have a feeling his giddy pun-filled dense prose will be right up my alley. Still, since he is so cumulative and self-referential, I figure I'll start with his earlier works.
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The Aeneid [May. 17th, 2006|10:58 am]
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I finished Virgil's The Aeneid the other day (Robert Fitzgerald translation), much to my glee and delight. This is the story of the founding of Rome by a Trojan captain, Aeneas, as he tries to escape Juno's wrath and make sure Troy's legacy lives on.

Thoughts while listening:

* Lovely poetry! It's not quite Homer, but still, so beautiful.

* Aaaaahahahah, this feels exactly like one part Odyssey and one part Iliad. Lite. The fanfic edition. Just like Odysseus, Aeneas and his people journey for years and get tossed about on the stormy seas, often enduring the same kind of travails (land on the island of the Cyclops, sail past Scylla and Charybdis, and receive the... attention of powerful queens). And since this is the second Troy (third, technically, as they encounter another city of sympathetic Trojan refugees, and many of them actually stay there rather than press on to Italy), they just happen to get into a war (over another woman, no less), and sit behind their walls, besieged, while enemy heroes rage outside.

* Unlike the Odyssey and Iliad, Aeneas and his crew get WAY more prophecies, spoiler and walkthroughs. They spend practically half of the book visiting oracles, and receiving warnings and predictions of things to come, the empire they will found, and enemies and calamities to avoid. And even some of the most dread prophecies turn out to be not as bad as imagined. Hence, I say, this is the "Lite" verison.

* Oh, Dido..! This part was heartbreaking. I had to turn it off for a while, I could barely stand it. Yes, I know, Aeneas, you're fated by the gods to find Italy and found the Roman Empire, very noble... I don't give a fuck! A single woman is more important than the Olympians, the Fates, and future empire. I hope I would have had the courage to flip them all off, and stay with her. And I'm sure the heavens would have meddled, and terrible things would've happened. But at least I would not have left her of my own will.

* Ahaa -- down into the underworld! I see why Dante chooses you as his ghostly guide, Virgil. Here it is, Hades and Elysium and the City of Dis, which we've seen in the greek myths, and to which we'll return via The Divine Comedy (and in the D&D/Planescape campaign setting, heheheh).

* What's this? Did the Greeks (or Romans) really believe in the kind of reincarnation Aeneas's father is describing? Or is this merely a convenient exposition device? Fascinating...

I highly recommend this tale, especially read aloud.
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[Diary] Stephenson's Quicksilver and MtG [Apr. 14th, 2006|11:11 am]
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Stayed out till 3am last night, playing Magic: The Gathering with [info]theferrett, [info]shaxper20, and [info]owlswater (who is in town briefly, and going back to San Diego this weekend). I love these games! Yes, Magic is immense and kind of overwhelming, and expensive if you let it, and has many problems as a game, nor have I found my peace of mind or state of grace within it... But damn, there is nothing quite like it, with the right group of friends that aren't completely out of your league, nothing quite like the craftiness and subtlety and strategy and dumb luck.

Before that, Jeff took me and Ferrett to check out Astound, his favorite comic book store. The owner wasn't there -- I look forward to meeting him next time -- but I liked what I saw; the store was well-lit and clean and organized.

I'm also currently reading (listening to) Neal Stephenson's Quicksilver, book one in his Baroque Cycle. And just like when I was reading Foucault's Pendulum and Mason & Dixon, I'm giddy with historical glee and passion. There's... post-Cromwellian London! And the New Model Army! And English pirates at Cape Cod! And the Siege of Vienna! And alchemists, and philosophers, and street urchins! And the origins of Calculus, and Newtonian physics, and the modern financial systems! And much, much more -- the book is hefty, and Neal likes to stuff everything in. I admit I secretly love learning history like this -- in bits and pieces, looking up names and concepts and movements while following a compelling narrative.
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Treasure books and games [Mar. 30th, 2006|10:07 am]
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Good things in life --

Descent of Inanna just showed up in the mail! This is the [info]yuki_onna version, a poetry retelling of the translation, faithful to the rythms and eerieness of the original, and took my breath away. The book itself... Part of a limited edition series, hand-made and -bound by [info]erzebet, with coppery cover and linen pages -- this is the kind of tome you add to treasure chests, or into secret rooms behind slideaway bookshelf panels, a book for your hoard.

Also, How To Build a Game In A Week From Scratch With No Budget, which [info]theferrett passed on to me yesterday, is absolutely fascinating reading, if you're a programmer, and ever had aspirations of making a game of your own.
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In The Night Garden [Feb. 16th, 2006|03:53 pm]
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The Orphan's Tales: In the Night Garden is a wholly remarkable book.

It is also up for preorder on Amazon.com, for the first time.

Why do I bring this up, beyond the usual shout-outs and pimping of a friend's new creation (which I would do anyway)?

The 'Tales is the best book of fairy tales I've ever read. Yes, better than all the fairy tale books I've read during my childhood, and since, better than all the lost and exotic volumes I was longing for. These stories are sweet, and rich and subtle and bloody and dark and funny and cruel and True.

They interweave and nestle one inside the other like Arabian Nights (a work to which In The Night Garden, the first in a 2-volume series, pays homage, but goes far beyond), and have the old-school kick and tragic endings of medieval fairy tales and legends.
This is Catherynne M. Valente's most mainstream novel -- fearsomely ambitious but also just giddy fun, with lucid and accessible language.

I had the pleasure of beta-reading these tales for [info]yuki_onna, and I cannot possibly express how amazing they are; words fail me. Let me just say, I have never anticipated a book more, in my whole life.
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Road Trip - World Fantasy [Nov. 4th, 2005|05:18 pm]
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We hit the road last night, right after work.

Off to Chicago, to meet and visit friends, and then to Madison for World Fantasy 2005.

At the hotel now, fishing for a good wireless connection, and resisting the temptation for blowing all my budget in the dealer's room on books.

I have to keep reminding myself -- D, there is a massive stack of books both unread and very important to you, waiting for you at home.
And shelves more of unread books. Stop buying them!

Wholly unrelated -- did you know that Stephen R. Donaldson has recently started on a third Thomas Covenant series, Runes of the Earth? What the living pluck???
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Library Software [Sep. 21st, 2005|05:43 pm]
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Partly prompted by a question from [info]thesibylqueen, and partly investigating an old curiosity on the subject, I went to research some library software -- book and article management software for use by public libraries, research institutions and the like.

And there's some remarkable software out there! I mean, if I were crazy, and had some warehouse space, some vassal labor (or at least time on my hands), and a chunk of funds, I'd go start my own small library right now. Consider:

* Koha and phpMyLibrary offer free, open-source, complete, off-the-shelf integrated library system software, of the 'install, add some book records, and you're ready to go' variety.

* The Greenstone Digital Library Software (which you can install either to run locally on your computer, or work with your web server), allows you to organize, index, cross-reference and publish both your physical collections of magazines, books and articles, and any ebooks and texts that you have.

* ResearchGuide is a web-based management software that allows you to create and publish subject guides and research guides for academic libraries (e.g. a Guide to Classical Studies, with Reference Works, Indexes to Articles, Web Resources, etc).

* The oss4libs project page lists these and many other library software resources, mostly of interests to programmers and developers.

Go forth. Librarize with impunity.
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Abarat [Aug. 3rd, 2005|12:21 pm]
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Are there any Clive Barker fans out there, or people who have read Abarat?

I picked it up last month, to read on audiobook, and although the narrator was excellent, and I was in awe of the setting, the vivid characters, the appeal to fairy tale-like archetypes and the little imaginative touches, I had to put it down.

I can count on one hand the number of books I've had to abandon mid-way; the combination of gut instinct, reading reviews, and trusted recommendations usually shield me from books I can't stand.

But I couldn't deal with the language. Barker's descriptions and dialogue are painfully cliched and sometimes simplistic, and his plot felt heavy-handed and stereotypical. Looking at the pile of other audiobooks I had waiting for me, I decided to bail.

Now I'm curious, though, abandoning the book is vaguely disturbing me. So, question for you guys -- what is the series like overall? Is it compelling enough to put up with the language? Should I return to it, one of these years?

Recently Read (audiobook): Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut (loved), Moving Mars by Greg Bear (merely interesting).

Currently Reading (audiobook): Blood Music by Greg Bear, The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett.
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A Message To Myself [Jun. 8th, 2005|03:01 pm]
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But first, some context.

John Brunner's Stand on Zanzibar is a remarkable book, in many ways. It casts a cynical, yet kind and wise eye on a messed up, overpopulated future world, much like our own today. It's chock full of ideas, it's funny, written in a unique style, and has great characterization and dialogue. It is scifi at its best.

It also had a concept in it, that has stuck with me ever since. The government, in that book, is quite competent, as far as governments go. Aided by powerful AI-level computers, it can afford to have perspective, to plan long-term. Its intelligence agencies do the usual kinds of things, like maintaining spy networks throughout the worlds and planting sleeper agents, but also calculate probabilities of various political and historical events, and adjust their strategies accordingly. One of the remarkable things that the government does, is sponsor "analysts" (does anybody remember what the specific term for them was?). Not just obssessives or savants, these analysts are spotted at a fairly early age, around high school or college, for their intuitive information processing abilities. They are hired by the government, paid a comfortable salary, and then given free reign.

All they have to do is follow their interests obsessively, reading anything that catches their fancy -- mountains of books, magazines, news feeds. Their only mission is to follow the information threads, and just drop a line whenever something interesting catches their eye. It can be anything, from the newest fashions of teenage japanese girls, to statistical anomalies in butterfly sightings in Brazil, to odd train movements in Russia. Their list of readings, and the notes they leave, are then fed into the government computers, which draw their own arcane conclusions, but the implication is that these savants greatly aid the process of intelligence gathering and information processing, by serving as very finely tuned filters. Come to think of it, they are like today's bloggers, but carefully selected, paid, and listened to (at least by the computers).

Dear Self,

You are NOT an analyst from Stand on Zanzibar. Though you wouldn't know it, judging by what you spend your every spare moment doing. Filtering through vast amounts of feeds, no matter how intersting and eclectic, while it may give you a low-grade rush, is not the way. The feeling of being constantly on the edge of subtle revelation does not gain critical mass, but forever remains out of reach.

You do not receive fat checks from the government. Your notes, analyzed by powerful computers, do not influence policy decisions.

Your ability to draw conclusions, vast sheet-lightning webs of associations, will not get you laid. Not by itself.

Good ideas, or seemingly good ideas which would probably not survive the birth-shock transition to implementation, are a dime a dozen, and that's accounting for inflation.

Please to remember:
* You are your project portfolio. The only thing that will save you are results, are usable skills, a harem of projects -- ideas given form and implemented.

* Furthermore, even if somebody came to you, recognizing your obvious wisdom, and asked for your opinion, what would you say to them? Would you even know how to explain, how to phrase it eloquently, how to convince them? Having trawled through the data, and drawn uncanny conclusions, do you know how to express and influence? PRACTICE YOUR DAMN WRITING SKILLS.

Much Love,
Dmitri
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WisCon'd! [Jun. 1st, 2005|05:40 pm]
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WisCon was a blur of great company, good books and presentations, smart writerly humanoids, and questionable amounts of sleep.

The invitation: [info]yuki_onna says, "I'll be a panelist and presenter at this year's WisCon, the feminist science fiction convention. You and [info]grailquestion should come! Plus, you can crash and share the room with me and [info]sovay, another cool writer you should meet. And Bill and CJ might stop by." Science fiction AND feminism? Road trip? Hanging out with interesting people? Sold.

The drive: Strrrraight and narrow, 500 miles down I-90 all the way. When they label the stretch somewhere between Chicago and Wisconsin "The Tollway," they're not kidding. Slow down and cough up 80 cents every couple of miles. What is it with those people, can't they just bill for it once, with a ticket system, like most other turnpikes? We left right after work on Friday night, and rolled in around 2am, just after Cat has finished up with her The State of Feminism So Far panel. We read all of Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (on audiobook) during the drive, [info]grailquestion for the first time, and I practically so, since I didn't remember anything.

The Hotel: While there's much advantage and luxury to staying at the con's own hotel, notably being able to stumble back and forth from con to room in case one forgot something, in this case staying at a different hotel worked out quite well. Either throgh lack of room or mixup in reservations, Cat and Sonya ended up staying at University Inn, a couple of blocks down the street. The rooms were quite nice, the price was half of the hotel con, the front desk was very helpful and let us print things out for presentations, and by walking back and forth, we discovered a lot of great little restaurants in downtown Madison.

The Food: Expecting the only available food to be at the con hotel, questionable and expensive, we brought a bunch of snacks and instant noodles (nice organic ones, we don't mess around). Fortunately, downtown Madison is FULL of nice little non-chain ethnic restaurants, if you want to eat out, and WisCon itself kindly provided free food (hot dogs, pizza, chips, etc), if you didn't. Seriously, the diversity was stunning -- I've never even seen Afghani restaurants before, and the presence of other usual ones (asian, north african, greek, ethiopian, and even a russian Pelmeni place) was a pleasant surprise. The breakfast bars that we brought ended up being kind of helpful, though, for those times when we stumbled out of bed and ran over to the con for various panels and presentations.

The Con!: Impressive, and with much potential. The schedule program brochure did not bill itself as "perfectly organized" for nothing -- it was compact, informative, and well thought out, with all the schedule, map, and presenter info that you'd expect, and other nice touches like spaces for notes and autographs.

WisCon, which bills itself as the the first and only feminist science fiction convention, was a mix of semi-formal scholarly papers, panel discussions, book readings and signings, fan-centric programs (there were at least half a dozen Buffy oriented ones for example), workshops, dealer and art sales, and parties in the evening.
Moments that stand out:
* Meeting Gwyneth Jones, whose work I loved ever since I picked up White Queen way back in the day, and hearing her read from her new novel, Life. From reading the reviews, I wasn't sure it was up my alley, but after hearing some passages from it, I bought it then and there.

* Meeting Sonya ([info]sovay) in person, who is not only an intense kung fu classicist writer chick who just published her first collection of poetry... but also speaks Akkadian. Although she went on to sell and sign a bunch of her books at the con, we had the honor of snatching up the first copy of her Postcards from the Province of Hyphens. First post sale!

* Arguing with Cat about sex scenes in genre fiction, with me saying that they are important, difficult to do well, and are a great litmus test for a writer's talent. She remained unconvinced, and said that the good stuff was what led up to the sex, anyway, and that sex scenes themselves were not that necessary. Differences in definitions, and personal preference. Then, going to the "Smut and Nothing But: Sex scenes in SciFi, Fantasy, Erotica and Romance" reading panel, and hearing some elegant, amazing, and downright hilarious scenes, ranging from Trash Sex Magic passages, to John Donne poems, to the seduction-by-cutlery-and-setting-the-table scene from Maggie Osborne's I Do, I Do, I Do, to the deadly "Sleeve Job" story at the end of Robert Nye's Merlin. Note to self: Investigate Moorcock's Gloriana, and Mohanraj's Bodies in Motion.

* Meeting Jim Munroe and hiw wife, Susan Bustos, unexpectedly, at the WisCon LJ party. I've been a fan of Jim's work since I stumbled upon Flyboy Action Figure Comes With Gasmask, which he offers as a free ebook on his site. He's also an author of several other books, the Time Management For Anarchists flash-type video, and various other indie media projects like The Perpetual Motion Roadshow and the Novel Amusements DVD zine. Note to self: investigate TheCulturalGutter.com, Jim's videogame column.

* Picking up a modest haul of books from the dealer room, including The Riddle of Stars (which I've been meaning to buy for years now), and [info]ozarque's Native Tongue.

* Hanging out with Bill and CJ ([info]scathedobsidian and [info]jaded_dreamer) when they came down from Chicago on Saturday, who are as fabulous in person as you'd expect, having read their blogs for a while.

* Running into all the LiveJournalers, during the course of the con and at the (ingeniously organized) LJ party. Hi [info]juniperlore, [info]jlundberg, [info]marrael, [info]ombriel, [info]valancy, [info]matociquala, [info]ellen_kushner and [info]megmccarron! I know I'm missing a bunch of people, so please drop a comment and say hi. :)

* Reading Oracles on the drive back. We got it hot off the presses at the con, and damn, was the poetry haunting and beautiful. You can read an exerpt at Cat's poetry page for an idea; the style of each poem changes, but they're all amazing, like that.

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Random question [May. 26th, 2005|03:08 pm]
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Can anybody explain Robin McKinley, the fantasy writer, to me?

What is she famous for, what's her writing style like, what her good and bad parts are?
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Sex and Madness [Jul. 22nd, 2004|12:13 pm]
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This morning, I woke up with a serious urge for some more literary madness in my life. People like Thomas Pynchon, and all the other crazy motherfuckers I've been meaning to read for a long time. I scrambled for my palm pilot and jotted down authors -- Thomas Pynchon, William Burroughs, Philip K. Dick, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, Jorge Luis Borges, Heinlein's Job: A Comedy of Justice, and even (saints preserve us) James Joyce. (Sidenote: I hesitate to read more R.A.Wilson -- though I loved the Illuminatus! trilogy, I heard his others aren't that good). (Other sidenote: [info]yuki_onna's The Labyrinth is looking promising, in that department. We'll see, when it comes out).

So, who am I missing? If they're sci-fi, that's a big plus in my book, although I'm flexible and biased (i.e., anything good can be stretched to be classified as sci-fi, in my mind).

Similarly, I've been in the mood for interesting, sexy movies lately. They can be dark, they can be twisted, or they can be really sweet and romantic. As long as they're passionate and juicy. I'm talking things like Mulholland Drive, Stealing Beauty, and Secretary. Gimme recommendations.

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